Looks like Playtex had a little fun recently when deciding how to promotes it’s Fresh Wipes With Beavers, Peckers, Peaches & Knobs. They did so with a little comedic word play referencing sexual hygiene.
The first Ad above says “A CLEAN BEAVER always FINDS MORE WOOD” – hmmm, I think we need to test this claim!
The next ad (another vagina reference, in case you’re keeping score) says “A CLEAN PEACH always GETS PICKED” – Oh, is that so? Are these Georgia Peaches by any chance?
The third ad reads “A CLEAN PECKER always TAPS IT” – yeah buddy!
Last, but not least, another Platex ad reads “A POLISH KNOB always GETS MORE TURNS” – Oh, yeah, and lots of germs from everyone touching the dam thing! Careful what you wish for guys!
Other mentions of the Playtex Fresh & Sexy Wet Wipes Print Ads